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I was way too impatient to wait for a smile. |
Somehow it has been two months since Jack joined the fam.
This is the paragraph that I would LIKE to be contained in this post:
Jack
has acclimated nicely to a predictable and structured schedule. He
sleeps peacefully for 12 hours straight each night, along with the
routine morning and afternoon naps we both enjoy. When this
ever-so-smiley guy is awake, we spend hours cuddling and playing.
Except, of course, from the time I set aside for exercising and getting
myself ready for the day, that is. It would be a shame to hide this size
two body under a pair of baggy, bleach stained sweatpants after all!
Jack rarely spits up or fusses and his sweet smelling poop is always
contained neatly in his diaper. And since he goes down at seven each
evening, Brock and I are able to spend lots of quality time together. I
never knew having a baby would be so easy! I'm already thinking about
baby #2!
Ha. Yeah. Freakin'. Right. Don't I wish...
If
there is one thing that I have learned in the past two months, it is
this: babies (at least this one) are NEVER predictable. Not at this age,
anyway. Almost every notion I had about Jack at one month has changed
over the past few weeks.
Some examples:
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The old Jack. |
He
used to love riding in the car. Any drive over five minutes was bound
to lull him into a peaceful sleep, which sleep continued conveniently to
last throughout any errand we were running. Now? Jack screams bloody
murder for the entire duration of the ride. Seriously, the dull thunk of
the carseat being clipped into the car is like a starting gun. The
second he hears it, the shrieking commences at full force. You'd think
there was some sort of creature hiding between the folds of fabric in
there, constantly poking Jack with mini scissors. To be fair, the straps
do look pretty uncomfortable. I've been known to do the "seatbelt tuck
back" myself from time to time (shhhh, don't tell Officer Friendly.) At
this point, I've just come to grips with the fact that any drive we take
will be accompanied by the shrill sound of infant wailing, as opposed
to the shrill sound of Carly Rae Jeppson. It's kind of sixes, I guess.
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See? Serious but calm. And tastefully covered. |
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On
a more positive note, Jack used to hate the bath. At first, our son
spent a good chunk of his life hygiene deprived. It just made me too sad
to see his slippery, wet and obviously very unhappy tiny body squirm in
that hard plastic tub half filled with lukewarm water. I chalked it up
to genetics. He obviously got his hate for baths from his mom. I
personally haven't taken a bath since about 1992. I find the idea of
floating around in my own filth water disgusting. However, I LOVE
showers. They are always at least twenty minutes long and the water
temperature must be skin-meltingly hot. Recently though, we figured out
that while he hates the "baby bath", he loves the good old fashioned
sink. At first, his baths were a silent and somber occasion. He always
looked rather concerned as we soaped his little body down, but never
actually cried, which we saw as a victory. Now he's gotten more used to
his baths and he actually smiles and laughs in there now. Baths have
become a daily occurrence, and it's a good thing too- which leads me to
our next paragraph. (Take note of the clever segue.)
Poop.
Jack used to do it all the time. Little, cute, neat diaper messes were
cleaned up with ease. Apparently Jack's bowels have matured or
something, because now he's only pooping once or twice a day. This is
nice, as far as diaper/wipe conservation goes. (Who wants to spend $ on
this kind of stuff, right?) But when he poop, he POOPS. Some of these
blowouts have reached epic proportions. I once cleaned poop off my
child's neck. This is not a joke. To date he has pooped directly on me
(a few times), Brock, my sister-in-law Brandy, his carseat (that one was
probably out of spite), his changing table and multiple blankets. This
is some pretty persistent slime, sneakily fighting its way through a
thick layer of diaper, a thin layer of onesie and whatever else Jack has
on. The silver lining to this cloud is that Jack is almost always in a
really good mood after this happens. Hey, I think we can all relate...
(Did I just cross the line?)
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Disclaimer: Jack never sleeps in our bed unsupervised. |
Jack used to sleep for
hours, all day and night. I'd find myself getting impatient for him to
wake up because I'd be bored and want to play with him. Plus, he is
cuter with his eyes open, so I preferred him awake when people were
around so they could appreciate his maximum cuteness. Now he seems like
he's always awake. Especially at night. This kid is a night owl. Try as
we may to get him to sleep at night, he rarely goes down before 10:30.
Sometimes it's more like midnight. I think his little biological clock
is off by a few hours, because he simply isn't tired before then.
Luckily he has started sleeping for long periods of time at night. He'll
usually sleep anywhere from 8-10 hours once he is finally down. This
has been life changing for me. Since he really isn't on any sort of
schedule yet, his naps are very sporadic and unpredictable in length,
making it almost impossible for me to doze along with him. Now I at
least feel like I'm getting a somewhat decent amount of sleep.
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$4 baby toy? Yes please. |
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Happy babe, happy mom. |
When
all is said and done, we feel dang lucky to have this little guy. Although I realize now that baby habits are never set in stone, he
hasn't yet thrown us anything we can't manage. He is getting to be more
fun every day. He smiles and laughs more and more often and his
excessive spit up problem is starting to improve. (Thank you, baby
Prevacid.) I think he might have a touch of the A.D.D. like his mom; he
is only ever entertained by something for a few minutes before he gets
bored and wants something new to do. Luckily we've got a good rotation
of "activities" for him. He loves his swing, his changing table (weird, I
know, but it seems to be his favorite place in the house), his homemade
PVC pipe jungle gym, and his boppy pillow. He loves his playlist full
of lullabye renditions of classic rock songs. He responds particularly
well to Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" and the Rolling Stones' "You
Cant Always Get What You Want". Go figure. He also loves to lie on the
floor and be played with. This probably interests him for the longest
and it's definitely the most fun. It's just hard to get the floor mopped
when you're gazing down at and making ridiculous noises to your sweet
baby.
We love our little man so much. I miss him when
I'm away from him for an hour; I'm sure it's much worse for Brock who
is at work and school all day. He really is the best!
Also,
let's quickly address one more aspect of my "fantasy" paragraph. No, I
am nowhere near a size two. Probably never will be. I have been trying
to mix in a little gym time now and then, mostly because gym clothes
are stretchy (thus easier to fit into). But my bleach stained sweats are
always a nice alternative.
A few more pictures:
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My main men. |
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I laugh out loud every time I see this picture. Sometimes I look away and then look back so I can laugh again. He looks like a creepy bobblehead or some sort of mutant from a Goosebumps book. |
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Acid reflux in action. Quite possibly the luckiest shot of my life. |